| Hymn To Him |
| Kevin MaestroMcKeough singing |
Women!
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant,
so easy to please ...
Men are so pleasant,
so easy to please ...
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
... but by and large
we are a marvelous sex!
we are a marvelous sex!
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straigten up the mess that's inside?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straigten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't...
| ...a woman |
from
| MyFairLady |
One, perhaps,
whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
| ...uh-oh, Kevin, run! |
| Here come the MartiniGirls! |